'Absofuckinlutely' Yellow Lines on Rusted Steel Print

Will this print finally make the difference, when you bring back Barbara from accounts to your man-cave, after offering her that nightcap, that will finally get you to third base, and therefore win the £10 bet that you made with Geoff in Payroll, at last Christmas’s work do, at the local Wetherspoons?…Absofuckinlutely. 
 
But you should probably also look at the company you keep, and the life choices you’re making? Not buying this print though. That’s the best decision you’ve made in ages, let’s face it.